I used to make a concoction that was 4 packages of Ramen in the largest mixing bowl I could find that would also fit in my microwave. I would empty the noodles into the bowl, fill it up with water and microwave it for 4 minutes or so. Then I would add all four seasoning packets, stir it up, slap 4 or 5 slices of…

Is it just me or does Christopher Cross bear a striking resemblance to Parks and Rec era Chris Pratt? I suppose it’s actually the other way around but dammit, I was hoping that was a video for “Bye Bye, Li’l Sebastian”

And I’m

Luna the Hedgehog

And now imagine the Mandarin in Chief strutting around Mar-A-Lago with an erection because he finally got to bomb someone.

“I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.” - Trump

Jesus....that’s amazing.

There are several vending machines at my job that will cycle through a second time if the bag of chips doesn’t drop the first time. I actively hope for my chips to get stuck because if they do, I get double chips!

Who would win in a reading contest, Trump or Mayweather?

I’ve listened to the Hamilton soundtrack on a loop for most of the last 2 days. Lin makes me feel better.

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I heard he was upset because the fielder shouldn’t have the right to choose.

For Robbie, this is a Goulden opportunity.

Wait...the basketball team in Charlotte is the Hornets again?

Hinch: Jim, I moustache how you missed that.

Manny Machado? More like Manny MASHado...amrite? I’ll see myself out.

Stupid Kinja...stupid double posts.