Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

Joe Westworld

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Correct, it’s a rotating oblate spheroid.

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

Little known fact: Wilson narrowly avoided injury last year when his wife threw a heavy glass vase at him. Luckily, Sprite.

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

My morals and my soul were shaped by the most wonderful woman, the love of my life, who I was blessed to have as my partner for 50 years.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Absolutely not!

Maybe you should ask your mother. *kills self*