No, Inflata-Barb is my side piece. She’s gonna have to wait until my wife’s business trip for her special day.

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

I would say that Rose Leslie had it with the block of wood that goes by the name “Kit Harrington”. Likewise with Jason Momoa & Emilia Clarke.

God, as terrible as this sounds, when I had my long blonde hair and beard, I sort of looked like that. Although a little bit skinnier (maybe 20 lbs), somewhat better shape (15% better shape) and less depressed. My buddies called me bum hype when I wore this shirt that said HYPE! on it. First thing my buddy whispered…

can’t help but thinking of the folks who got un-snapped into undersea plane wreckages

“Were you in le merde?”

“it offset the clunkiness of Ragnarok’s final fight, an all-too-common convoluted swirl of fists and CGI.”

Yeah, I’ll match my MCU psychosis against anyone, but I want to be wide-awake and fully engaged for Endgame.

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

Why wouldn’t we have been excited for Iron Man 3?

I assume your focus was less on the scrambled eggs, and more on the tossed salads?

And then, after one half-baked racist tweet, we’ll finally get the Niles spin-off we all really want.  

The overall design is pretty bad, but I made his features slightly larger and it does improve it a little:

More than many properties, this one would lend itself well to an anthology series on cable. Jump all over the globe, tell one-shot stories, both big and small.  Maybe have a couple of storylines that are recurring amidst the one-shots.  This could have been so much better.

I hate ev’ry Brad Pitt movie I see

What’s wrong with Kinja?

One does not simply walk out of the European Union.

Babies and children going starving because their single mum died. People dying on operating tables, cheerleaders dropped from the top of human pyramids - chaos!

Or Captain Marvel