You’re going to use the soft-road appearance package of one of the most bland vehicles of all time as some sort of last-stand, own the libs vehicle?

Water continues to be wet, I see. 

Very much a relief that the Z71 package has been added. Now me and my children Tanlyeigh, Macaydan, Drandinn, and Briyannaxtin won’t have to worry when the school parking lot has leaves on it. 

I thought this was just a pre-production prototype? It’s not actually entered full-scale production yet.

It’s not a bad price for what ****looks***** to be a decently-kept 360, but the number one rule of buying a used Ferrari is to always make sure the car has well-documented service history, and if that isn’t provided here, it would be best to walk away. 

“da big car more safer than da small car bekoz da big car is biggder dan da small car eeeeeeeee”

Yes, actually, sounds great. 

That literally never happened. 

“Cowards die many times before their death. The valiant never taste of death but once.”

I have a Tumblr I still use regularly, and have since about 2015 or so. The site has a lot more activity than you might think it would, and it really is the most peaceful social media site currently operating, as you can perfectly curate your feed. A lot of people are still creating original art and content, and…

The Mach E GT is a thing:

Please don’t imply that one idiot on a fixed gear you saw three years ago somehow makes regular bikes equally as dangerous to pedestrians as 35 mph e-bikes.

It is wildly out of character. From the way Gene Wilder played the character, I kind of always assumed that he might have started out as a generic business guy that just slowly turned increasingly eccentric until he got to a point where he needed to get out or else he’d go completely insane. Hence the contest. Him…

He is the stupidest person currently alive, what is wrong with you.

I wonder how quickly nothing will happen.

You weren’t even alive, Deb. 

“Yes, friends, I would love to go to one of the prettiest places in the Midwest with you, but, you see, I am hereby boycotting the island as they won’t let me ride my electric moped there.”

These two fucking things and everything else built on their platforms. I am not kidding when I say they make up at least a third of all vehicles in the state of Ohio. They’re so numb, dull, and lifeless, that every single person who drives one is in a constant half-lucid state with no self-awareness. Also every…