ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Me, waiting for 30 July:

“I don’t care how much it costs” is a particularly bad mentality to have about reviews.

“Where’s Charles Bronson when you need him?”

I bet the black person in Iowa is pissed.

im going to start an americanized chinese food chain called #StayWok

Always-on/eyeglass AR is so clearly the natural and logical progression of our current tech that it’s almost hard to believe how strong was the google glass backlash. I mean, yeah, it’s goofy as fuck rn. But it’s also inevitable.

“It looks like the Frog is out of the show.”

Google is flailing, but they did accomplish one important thing: they got the other big providers to get off their asses.

initially introduced the concept of Olive being part of their relationship by way of threatening Elizabeth — “if you don’t accept this, I’ll leave you”, basically.

That is the most ridiculous accusation of sexism I’ve ever read.

“Bannon also called Ryan a “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

I’m not, really.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

“My cheat day treat!”

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?