They took him in the back so he could change his tuna

God I hate Ted Cruz and his smug resting-derp face.

You can rape and throw people down stairs, but smoke some weed, take some money from the highest paid employee in Mississippi and you are basically Judas.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Porn certainly made me feel shitty about the way I looked. We didn’t have the money for me to whine about getting procedures to my parents though (while my amazing parents did save up money to get lazer hair removal after years of seeing me come home in tears from being teased by peers).

Felt the same about Gargoyles when I found out that cartoon voice actors are rarely in the same room together.

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!

I try not to generally, too old

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I actually do something like that, on a larger scale, but with bird netting. It is the only way I can keep the birds away from my blueberries. It eventually had to grow to be so massive when the birds had realized they could land on the netting and swing in to grab fruit through it.

This is a good comment and also cheers to you for having to sit through Kobe’s last game.

It seems as though in your questioning you are painting with a very broad brush.

her vagina is probably hitting her knees

When did these stupid photo booths become de rigour at weddings? I LOATHE them and the pictures people post on faceboook after the fact.

Her attorney is garbage.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

I love how the city that tried to do the right thing in the first place is being punished more than the state is. Too bad Charlotte can’t catch a break with this crap.

BTW, I paid $246 on Amazon (basically full price) and it was worth every penny. At $190, this is a steal.

BTW, I paid $246 on Amazon (basically full price) and it was worth every penny. At $190, this is a steal.