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That’s so Ramsey would be the worst afternoon television for kids ever

Oxygen deprivation, he can only say “Hodor”.

And yet Pegg says they rejected a script for being “Too Star Trek-y.”

They took him in the back so he could change his tuna

God I hate Ted Cruz and his smug resting-derp face.

You can rape and throw people down stairs, but smoke some weed, take some money from the highest paid employee in Mississippi and you are basically Judas.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Porn certainly made me feel shitty about the way I looked. We didn’t have the money for me to whine about getting procedures to my parents though (while my amazing parents did save up money to get lazer hair removal after years of seeing me come home in tears from being teased by peers).

Meanwhile you give Dubya’s daily screenings of Taledega Nights: Legend of Ricky Bobby a pass.

He would need to work off that writer’s weight he’s sporting.

Felt the same about Gargoyles when I found out that cartoon voice actors are rarely in the same room together.

Every time I see something like this, I’m reminded of GoPro advertising. If you go to their site right now, you’ll see an ad which reads, “This is your life. Be a hero.” The accompanying video has snow boarders carving up a mountain, two people rowing across a lake in the snow, and being recorded from a drone... it’s

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!

I try not to generally, too old

I actually do something like that, on a larger scale, but with bird netting. It is the only way I can keep the birds away from my blueberries. It eventually had to grow to be so massive when the birds had realized they could land on the netting and swing in to grab fruit through it.

BTW, I paid $246 on Amazon (basically full price) and it was worth every penny. At $190, this is a steal.

BTW, I paid $246 on Amazon (basically full price) and it was worth every penny. At $190, this is a steal.