Easiest choice ever.

The problem isn’t that the records are hard to find. They’re in the National Archives, because every White House since Reagan has been subject to the Presidential Records Act, to the point where the White House had an entire team of people with decades of experience in records management work for several months to…

Captain Who, now?

Black Adam has Dwayne Johnson. If they manage to make a movie with Dwayne Johnson as a supervillairo suck, they do not deserve to work anywhere, ever again.

You never saw that crossover episode?

I mean, one Doctor dressed like a rainbow threw up on him, one Doctor used celery as a label pin and one Doctor wore a technicolour scarf that was nearly as long as a CVS receipt. A little weird is fine for this one. Don’t love-it-love-it but like it and it’s fully in the tradition.

What if... Shazam! is a huge hit? We got Black Adam on the way. We got Shazam v Black Adam on the way in theory at least. What if they are all hits?

There's "Shazam" hype?

Bingo Gubelmann

I gave you a * bc everyone else did but I do not get the joke :/

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

Congrats to Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salinger who got married yesterday

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

(passes bong)

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

My boyfriend and I are in a loving committed relationship but his ‘love language/style’ is not like this and i can’t help but feel really jealous that i won’t know what that’s like. My boyfriend loves me and he shows it, but not like this. So. I’m still jaded.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!