Everyone knows the president can't come unless he has someone repeatedly stroke his ego

I think Idris Elba quoted the N.R.A. motto

Jimmy Carter?

*In a really bad German accent.

Just remember POE - Purity of Essence or Peace on Earth. Everybody knows that.

No, Ghost Pirates

Pearl Jam Vs. AEG

From Beavis 2 Butthead

You thought the pun thread was done, but Sometimes They Come Back

I cannot agree more. Under the Dome had its flaws, but the characters were so engaging, that when Kind decided to throw something together just to get an 'ending' I was so disappointed.

Those Ivanka tweets are definitely under the "Horror" section.

Creed becomes president, legalizes weed, and takes us higher.

*Hangs turkey costume back up

I kind of think we are living in one of those 'Butterfly Effect' alternate realities. Somebody, somewhere, was tired of the Cubs losing. They went back in time to have the Cubs win the World Series. Little did they know that the ripple effect would be that an Oompa Loompa would be elected to office.

It's a chant to summon the dark lord and lead us into four years or more of darkness.

The idea has already been planted in your mind.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. But with this being the case, why did we not learn from the Sound of Music Live and Peter Pan Live?

Mac 4 Me

Crap boobs crap

The A.V. Club turned into a hard core Trump website so gradually, I never even noticed