the-lincoln-squirrel
The Lincoln Squirrel
the-lincoln-squirrel

Fuck Palin and Fuck Kinja. And Fuck CancerAids

I remember the 80's as well. Reagan was in office for most of the time. I find it difficult to think about the 80's too hard.

Just move the monuments to Kinja. Nobody will ever see them again

My brother in law claimed that their recent cancellation was politically motivated. I told him to actually watch an episode. Afterwards, he agreed, it was terrible.

Don’t praise the machine

You can call Goop and order special organic bullshit

Fuck, that’s annoying

Well, just seeing if this thing works.

1997, a new community called Eagle Mountain was built in Utah, several miles west of Provo. In the early 2000's some developers tried to advertise that this community was "98% Caucasian" as an incentive to get more white people to move there from Salt Lake City. What's most sad is, it worked.

As much as I want to laugh at this pathetic excuse of a human being, I don't want any more time spent on him. Even if we are mocking this low life piece of shit, he is getting what he wants, more people to view his plight.

♫ Duff Beer for me
Duff Beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You have one, Too ♫

And I got this scar sneaking under a pay toilet

He's going to get another government job. Oregano work in the private sector

I'm resigned to the fact that I can't think of anything to Spice up a pun thread

Well, I've got some good gnus and some bad gnus

Mr. Black Trump, another Brandy

No, I lit a q-tip

What!

Spitting your drink? That's a paddlin'

Don't forget Ray Jay Johnson. You can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay