“Me not nerd! Nerds are smart!”

Me knew we would be vindicated for buying cheapest possible TV one of these days! Samesang good brand, right?

Pepperidge farm rem.....

This fall...you’re gonna get poked by Keyfinger.

Ever seen House of the Dead? I was expecting that.

“You know what would make a good story?
Something about a clown who makes people happy,
but inside he’s real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea.”

You leave that poor bird alone.

Fuck, Fuck, Goose is more fun.

No. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Please keep up with the thread.

Obviously we’re playing Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.

Wait... You linked to The Gateway Pundit?!?!

I miss Disqus’ ignore function.

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

We can dance if we want to

The first time I saw this dude, I thought he was some sort of kin to Tony Robbins. And in any event, his whole affects comes off as him being a huckster. I thought Paul charged Christians to use discernment. I’m not a Christian, but was raised in the Pentecostal church and had to read the Bible through several times.…

Look, if Jesus wanted Osteen to be around common people, he wouldn’t have made him fabulously wealthy. By forcing him to help flood victims, you’re basically subverting the will of God.

Matthew 19:14

“It’s just some water, walk it off!” Coach Jesus

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.