Don't call me buddy, fwiend

OH MAH GAWD, KING! BILLY CORGAN'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

Have the hamster put in 007-373-5963, and she'll go straight to the end.

Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year!

Maybe there's some in this truck?

Chad Radwell and family need their own spin off. Kind of indifferent on the rest of the characters.

In the original, Freddy was supposed to be a child molester. But that wouldn't pass muster with the MPAA, so they changed him to a child murderer.

And then we built a Super Collider

They paved paradise, and the only sex you get is with a ghost.

Theme from a NOFX autobiography

I don't remember, but Alex Rocco was on there.

Taco Bell employees hate him for it. Get unlimited abdominal pain using this one weird trick

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

You were too quick for me. I'm going to go and eat this entire box of Oreos in shame…And then throw them all up!

I can't wait until they make the prequel: The Binge

Watch Fox and you'll be damned for all eternity!!!

Remember Keanu? He's back to making bad movies…in pog form

Okay, I'll admit it this time. Great job, internet.

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

In rare cases of mild AIDS, a mild death may occur