Perhaps this isn’t for you then. It sure does seem to be for a lot of other people. If it helps, though: don’t think of it as a “truck.” Really, it’s a ute based on a Focus.

Some real shitty commenters over there though.

Yes but you have to get an upgrade safety package to get it for some reason. Why do I need blind-spot detection just to open a window?

Now that’s a winner. Paint it brown, give it a stick, and I’ll buy it in 8-10 years on the resale market.

And didn’t I see something about a manual in the low-end version? That and a 2-door will get me in the door. I don’t have a multi-million dollar research and marketing team, so maybe I’m wrong (I am likely wrong), but I don’t see the utility of a tiny open bed on a full-sized cab. Seems like someone who wants that…

I’ve always loved that Blazer.

It's Herbs all the way down

Most people don't need that capability, and I think could easily be swayed by the ridiculous acceleration.

I sort-of liked the Mario skit as a live-action shitpost

you heard it here first, folks

I, for one, can hear the people sing.

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/potato-chips-with-blue-cheese

we need to melt some blue cheese on those chips

2020 Telly

Re: 5th - The only “digital experiences” I want are are not going to come from an automaker. Keep that shit outta my car.

Did I read this as Taylor Swift at first glance? Yes.

I do like the physical knob. Car things should have knobs.

This is insane.

There’s a whole article up there about the system. Just because you don’t acknowledge it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.