Now you’ve done it. Elon’s fans will soon be along to tell you that mouths are, in fact, buttholes. And that you’re a pedo.

Good news: they’re just hitting the 25 year import ban mark

An SE with a manual is my ride, and I enjoy it. The fold-flat seats were a nice surprise.

I know what the answer is, but I’m hoping for a regular cab, or at least a 2-door with jumpseats.

Look, a lot of these same idiots pay to read Drew Magary bitch about his kids or What We Got Stick In Our Anus last year over at Defector. We'll definitely throw you a few bucks.

“Seller reports that this is a recent acquisition, with few miles added under his care. Prospective buyers please note that only one set of keys will be included as the original dealership retained the other for evidence sentimental reasons.”

This is inaccurate. DC has been demanding statehood for decades. I’m personally not sure it’s a good idea, and I’m pretty liberal. What I do know is that the current situation for DC residents is untenable, and their individual voting rights and representation in their government outweigh whatever reasoning a party…

My 77 MGB as well. But I don't like it, I'd rather it be on the wheel where it belongs

That didn't sound smart.

I think my kid’s first car will be a Miata. Yes, I spend a lot of time on Jalopnik, why do you ask? But really: they’re dead simple. The stick means his idiot friends won’t be able to drive it. Two seater is a bonus.

I’ve been told by this comment section many times that positive Tesla coverage is never to be found on Jalopnik. Have I been misled? Is Tesla a normal company that draws both positive and negative criticism and not, in fact, some weird cult?

Here’s your reminder that if you reduce your window size on desktop to about 2/3 width, the slideshow goes away. You might have to refresh to get the images.

Gotta say I like the name as is.

But: did they vote for Trump, knowing what he was?

NOT voting for Democrats doesn’t make you a fascist. Voting FOR Trump, though? Well.

Real question: how’s the reliability/maintenance on an older Boxter? Not comparable to a Civic, obviously, but is it somewhat reasonable?

Has he tried creating a holographic representation of Elon and falling in love with it?

Hawaiian pizza is best pizza

oof. find another hill to die on cause this ain’t it, chief.

An 11-year-old is not a toddler.