Whether or not Eikre would drown in the bathtub, though, depends on whether or not he failed the saving throw.

Agreed. Unfortunately, this act of willful education of others will result in his summary execution by the brain slugs that run Gawker.

It’s because NBC is the DC Comics of news.

If it is a water issue, how did the graphics on side of the platform change from blue to green as well?

Watch it or fuck off.

Akita

Could Counter-Strike or League of Legends ever be part of the Olympics?

‘Murica.

bro i am a youtuber based on math

DO YOU EVEN BRO?

COME AT ME BRO

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

Where is the mention of all the bugs the game is currently experiencing, and, perhaps even more jarring, the complete lack of a pause button for singleplayer?

Well, he better, or there’ll be an obligatory “Sean Bean doesn’t die in this scene.”

Yep.

Shhhhh. They’re pretending to be real journalists, remember? Let them dream...

I agree with everything you said except for this:

You’re bad and you should feel bad.