I’ll have you know that scene haunted me as a younger lad and it continues to haunt me to this day. I don’t care what their intent was; that shit is heinous and horrifying.

This doesn’t surprise me. During the final days of the Playstation 2 era, the game “Soul Nomad & The World Eaters” got a rating of “T” for Teen when it was OBVIOUSLY an M-rated game or higher (which is fine by me, because that game was f***ing awesome).

God damnit, Niantic, you had ONE job.

In November, we’ll either elect as President the first woman or the first Cheeto-American.

Right? I can only imagine that her boss’s exact thoughts that day were:

When are you guys going to divorce yourselves from the steaming pile of garbage that is known as “Gawker”?

in the hopes that your criminals are civil

I just find it odd that it takes the guy that long to come up with the “but whole” joke. I mean, did that guy never even watch Beavis and Butthead? They have an entire bit in that show with an English teacher trying to teach them how to speak and she says “but whole” and of course Beavis and Butthead both think she’s…

The internet never fails to deliver.

Every Jolteon I ever get from now on in any Pokemon game will be named Donglord.

You are a boring person that I would not want to be around at any party. At least the Japanese know how to have a good time.

That or maybe she was just waiting for the good* songs to play, and playing Pokemon Go to pass the time while the crappy ones are playing.

I’d like to see that Pokemon Go prankster combine his antics with crappy concerts like these. Right in the middle of the concert he yells: “DRAGONITE!!!”

Right? It’s actually making me feel sympathy for Konami for having to deal with him.

The more I see out of this guy, the more I feel sympathetic to Konami for having to deal with him.

Crazy people do tend to be able to make good things. Paintings, books, movies, games, etc.

You’re giving your vote to a mortal? Pffft. Amateur mistake.

Not holding my breath on this one. I still haven’t forgiven HBS for how absolutely terrible Shadowrun Returns was. ( ಠ_ಠ)

“I lost to one of these final bosses and turned the game on forever.”