‘Murica.

According to wikipedia - so I’m not sure how valid the information is - the patent was “withdrawn” in 2006 due to the patent fees not being paid.

Perhaps, but then again if games in general were priced in terms of just how saturated the entire market is with games, maybe people could actually stand to afford to take risks with purchasing new games from indie/unknown studios and actually find more ‘good ones’ that would otherwise stay under the radar.

Someone once asked if anyone could ever make a movie that is worse than Pixels.

They kind of already did...

“She could have also quit back in 2014 when she survived being buried in an avalanche in Alaska but she didn’t because she is passionate about skiing and brave to keep going an idiot.”

You want her to be trapped forever in an Ubisoft game? Wow, you are a sick bastard.

Right?

“Bad way to go”

“Sometimes stuff just happens that is totally out of your control.”

“Rigorous quality control is of paramount importance to us.” - Ubisoft

“when you play this game in the future”

Relevant:

“16. Driving while the wrong color.”

Dear Hawaii,

inb4thejezebelreadersseeyourcommentandlosetheirgoddamnmindsbecausekeepingthingsincontextisnottheirthing

I get the feeling that in the future any updates that anyone makes to any game ever will all be called “DLC” and cost money (or be “free”).

I love you. Take my upvote! Take all of our upvotes!

“Due to the type of game it was definately going to happen.”

And you continue to not understand how things work in the real world.