The cops should pull themselves over for the computers THEY have mounted on their dashboards.

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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I hope I’m not the only one who feels like they’re destroying what was great about Minecraft by adding a story to it. A movie is a stretch enough, but books? Really?

Shut it down, nothing else needs to be said.

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Playably unliteral.

Literally unplayable.

Figuratively unplayable

Literally unplayable.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

“Todd Howard pretended to play an invisible tuba.”

Are those “jokes”? It’s hard to tell because NONE OF THEM ARE FUNNY.

I’d like for the star map to include the communities.  like it could have a density overlay to let you know where alot of players are.  Then you just go there and join in.  Instead of trying to figure it out using a browser. 

“People would hate them within the game. They would be totally overpowered to the player. It would just come from nowhere, and it just wasn’t very fun. And it didn’t make sense within the scale of the game.”

If they’re OP, why not, I don’t know, make them less OP? I assume there’s health and damage in the game.

Don’t tell me what is and isn’t fun, developers!