The cops should pull themselves over for the computers THEY have mounted on their dashboards.

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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I hope I’m not the only one who feels like they’re destroying what was great about Minecraft by adding a story to it. A movie is a stretch enough, but books? Really?

Shut it down, nothing else needs to be said.

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

It’s just preparing for the midterms.

It already has my vote.

I’m with you on that..

I would be okay with that.

On the bright side, it could be they spotted a planet killer asteroid on a collision course with the planet.

Seriously though. Who even cares.  He was in Cali where it’s legal, barely had one toke and is no more likely to spill classified information than if he downed half a bottle of vodka.

Playably unliteral.

Literally unplayable.

Figuratively unplayable

Literally unplayable.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.