It’s because NBC is the DC Comics of news.

If it is a water issue, how did the graphics on side of the platform change from blue to green as well?

Watch it or fuck off.

Akita

Could Counter-Strike or League of Legends ever be part of the Olympics?

‘Murica.

bro i am a youtuber based on math

DO YOU EVEN BRO?

COME AT ME BRO

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

Where is the mention of all the bugs the game is currently experiencing, and, perhaps even more jarring, the complete lack of a pause button for singleplayer?

I laughed my ass off when I saw a story on Google News today by a real news site announcing Facebook’s Anti-Clickbait initiative because I knew that this article and/or something like it was coming.

Well, he better, or there’ll be an obligatory “Sean Bean doesn’t die in this scene.”

Yep.

Shhhhh. They’re pretending to be real journalists, remember? Let them dream...

I agree with everything you said except for this:

C&H perfectly sums up my perspective on the universe.

Do yourself and the world a favor and just shut up and enjoy the comic as it is. No further words were necessary. You’re just ruining a perfect response with your complete stupidity.

You’re bad and you should feel bad.