That’s a bad, lukewarm Clintonite take

I’m hoping Lance gets back to near-All-Star levels in the depleted East, just so we can get a sequel to this:

“At this moment in time, I’m not certain that there’s anything that I can say to minimize the cruelty and horrors that certain people like Mira Sorvino and Rose McGowan have experienced at the hands of people who should have known better, done better, and been more responsible with the power they were entrusted with.…

I like how when taxes are cut for the rich and we criticize it, we all get yelled at about how “it’s not a zero-sum game!!”

Did you just start the defense of MRA bullshit with “Actually”?

I think it’s great that’s deadspin readers correctly picked the national champion.

[the preceding dialogue consists of Derek Jeter talking to himself in front of a mirror while Dire Straits plays in the background]

Can’t believe you missed the bigger story. Let’s get more info on that cake!

ESPN’s likely reaction? Suspend Jemele Hill.

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this man
I’d hammer out the dangers of teen drug users
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out trust between
Fathers & daughters
All over this man

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

I don’t trust cryptocurrency.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I can’t wait for Apple to buy Disney in a few years so my consumer experience is even more seemless and there’s no media entity allowed to criticize any of them.

Uh, it’s a legitimate crisis for the cartography community, I’m not going to let the fact that it’s “not sports” (debatable) stop me from trying to raise awareness.

This is how legends are made.

So you’re saying you read to the end? Nice

Uhh...that’s not at all what that article says? It says that sticking with a young player and working to surround him with capable veterans is no less credible a plan than what the Sixers did, but in order to pull it off you have to be good at it. The Hornets do not disprove that theory—if anything, they prove that…

Look at this asshole.