In the name of short people everywhere, Altuve would fuck you up. All Hail the Munchkin King, you fucking overgrown primates.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Also found in the Pennysaver. It looks like the victims are trying to recoup their losses

I’m sorry for your loss, I have a 13 year old puppy and yep.... not going there.

PSA: It’s not *that* Dave Meltzer

lol

I wrote about that months ago, but nice try.

Garrison Keillor is the old version of Jonathan Franzen if they made a suuuuper shitty remake of Looper.

Well, the Catholic church removed all the marble veneers for their basilicas and the underlying granite was then more susceptible to the elements and then with industrialization and acid rain the cities really began to decay.

This parable also seems to assume that everyone is having an equal amount of beer, which extended to our budget is, ummm, not exactly the case.

Did... did you read the - you know what, no, I don’t want to spoil it for you.

The father/son combo went back to their sandwich shop on the moon.

Typo. Cletus means “you people.”

Please explain? (I’m an old.)

I live in the middle of dumbfuckistan....in the actual country no less. Here is a condensed conversation I had yesterday with a farmer talking about football (since he went to one of the state schools and I went to the other about a thousand years ago).

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

That’s not even the expression. The expression is that you don’t want the inmates running the asylum, which is offensive in a far more subtle way that probably wouldn’t have bothered anybody. The fact that he had to change the expression to make turn the players who are protesting (among other things) racial profiling…

Round is a shape

Thanks, Obama!

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.