Oh fuck off. This is the definition of privilege. He was scooped by two women who chased this story for years. Yes how dare he and how dare HBO. They get shit, he gets $$$ because his family goes to the same parties as publishers and executives. This is the same bullshit that allowed Harvey Weinstein to fester in the…

I don’t know about all that, but surely Sinclair Broadcasting appreciates his efforts.

This doesn’t end well for Vecsey. At this rate, he’ll be the next Senator from Alabama.

I like the part where the richest guy isn’t drinking 95% of the beer, but instead is content to make do with his fair share.

SHORTS ON BACKWARDS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Jesus, what an asshole!

Scott Stewart: https://www.linkedin.com/in/scott-stewart-2580a029/

Even so, would you take a second round draft pick and a life-sized poster of Greg Ostertag for that comment?

Ah, that’s what became of Betsy Working the Waxy Wang Rothstein. She’s awful even for Washington.

“Wait, wait, who’s that running on the field? Who’s music is that? IT’S KAP! IT’S KAP! BAH GWAD KING, IT’S KAP!”

This ends with incriminating messages being found in the president’s aol account.

Pretty sure this is a line from the MRA&M fight song.

But, part of that bill would have to include measures to insure that his situation was a blip in time and wouldnt occur again after 15 years. Something like requiring checks on legal documents on new students entering public schools after 2019.

His lips look so youthful and supple. Did he have lip-plant? That’s what we should assume. The presumption should be that any bizarre medical procedures he’s subjected himself to for erotic and other reasons are completely legal. Because certainly no one’s accusing him of harvesting lips from unwitting teenage…

How do you know a government response is legit? Well, public records administrators are required to use cursive typeface (and cat avatars) by most municipal ordinances. Their guild requires it.

It’s very quiet in Topeka.

The ghost of Roger Ailes haunts the intertubes! Bwwoooooooo!

He has bricks. Bricks are made of science. So what’s the problem here?

SMU - Tim Jankovich......for 2016-2017 at least.

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