Paying players. The NCAA exists to protect the monopsony, not women and children.

Please let one of the Regents be an rich ol’ Texas gentleman who’s more concerned about honor than settling this. this is a trial that needs to happen.

This is no cyber. Where is the cyber? Show me cyber.

Paul, share with Tom.

No, Deadspin is for the sports. Do you even cyber? Get your story straight.

No they don’t. This is cyber. No cyber on sports.

Deadspin is broken again.

Oh, stop.

Came for the fucking, left disappointed.

Who says midnight basketball doesn’t work? Look at Sideshow Bob: dunking on a celebrity, not murdering young boys. An unqualified success.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD