I wish I felt less like a damn Barbie just because I like looking pretty and the other girls don’t care.

I can’t lie: I prefer the no-dip way. I just don’t really like that kind of interaction between crispy things and liquids. I eat my cereal dry, too.

Aspect ratio?

#rediculous

and with a NASA

Never feed your cat wet food.

Free or not, Steam software is DRM-laden anti-user poison that has no business being on any PC you value.

Trying to order the Qi charger and the 15KmAh battery pack, and Amazon isn't taking both coupon codes. Is this just the way it shittily works, or am I doing something wrong?

Trying to order the Qi charger and the 15KmAh battery pack, and Amazon isn't taking both coupon codes. Is this just…

"Protocol" is no excuse for acting in contradiction to available evidence.

Would you wear pants that have been returned? Because plenty of people go commando.

This is as much "playing some Super Mario 64" as driving a Honda Civic with a Porsche badge glued on the trunk is "cruising around in a Porsche."

Sorry, there's no way to make it not do that.

A shower where it's possible to stand somewhere outside the stream of water is poorly designed. Water, water, everywhere!

Some day, in the distance future, some brave soul will work out the gargantuan technical undertaking that will somehow result in bringing us the ability to capture video directly from its source, rather than filming a TV screen like a 'tard.

starch is for losers

Do not follow more than two dozen people.

arrived under and hour before tip-off

Mario's not here, man.

This is going to be the best Dreamcast game ever.

Kojima is well-known for tricking people.