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Carrageenan is a chemical (OK, class of chemicals) in seaweed, not the word for seaweed itself. You don’t capitalize chemical names (water, carbon dioxide, et al).

Headaches build character.

Is food and drink free with admission? Because if not, what does ticket price have to do with their availability?

Isn’t $15 what it costs to go see, like, new movies?

the streets of Los Santos are overrun with a murderous cops

What about the psychological cost in perpetuating the harmful notion that your natural nails are somehow “ugly” or in need of upkeep?

the most through

LOL, debt, right? Paying back what you owe is for old people.

Shrug.

As a heads’ up

Came to this post all ready to be indignant it wasn’t Dark Forces.

the product name (グ〜ン) of these diapers is an onomatopoeia word that means “to grow.”

announced that “I think that the First Amendment still applies in Baltimore, and tonight police are changing that rule.”

[Times New Roman is] telegraphing that you didn’t put any thought into the typeface that you selected.

I would totally listen to Condé Nasté’s album.

I always thought “checking someone out” meant simply looking. As soon as you interact with the woman, it becomes something else.

and waited 45-minutes before getting him medical care

A good fingering requires good lube!