"What up, Cancun, Messico?"

Always carry caltrops when you ride. Easier to give someone a flat tire than kick their door. And it makes it harder for them to retaliate.

I pay good money for DRM-free games. But I pirate plenty of other locked-down titles. One big reason: I refuse to let Steam on my PC - I just don't trust the software.

Looks more like a misguided attempt at a low-five than an outright effort to grab the handlebars.

Everything is shot with a greyscale filter

As someone who only comes into NYC on nights/weekends, the subway runs beautifully.

So just put two people in the jungle, and one on each lane?

Why would you tip at all if service was "horrible?"

Complaining about a tip that's already over 10 percent is the real crime. Everything north of 10 is gravy.

the DMCA law does not give content hosts (like Vimeo) permission to disregard a takedown notice simply because of the presence of one or more fair use factors

So no mugshots?

PSU students are pitiful because they're PSU students - period.

Regular LED brake lights should be banned.

Right! Everyone already KNOWS that basketball is a game.

EVERY ONE of these women look better in the "before" pics.

If you want to ensure you're thorough, the safest way to eradicate it is to do a clean install of Windows

Salt? Despite being an American, I can resist the urge to use dipping sauces with everything.

What can I say? I like my burgers to taste like meat and cheese, not shitty Italian food.

I don't eat ketchup. Yet packets of it are constantly bagged-up in to-go orders without my request. So, of course, they go right in the trash.

Don't talk to people on Twitter whom you don't already know.