Gary Oldman is just so damn good in this. Everyone should see this movie.

ONLY WHITE MALES NAMED JIMMY NEED APPLY

Women can’t be late night hosts because of.....periods and .....shoes. And they cry all the time and...EVERYONE KNOWS LADY BRAINS ARE INCAPABLE OF HUMOR. Sorry, I shouldn’t have yelled at you. I just ... don’t understand why you say things like that and I...it’s going to be ok. I know you didn’t mean it. We’ll be…

I’m sure this marks me as an asshole, but I cheer for the bulls.

Screw HD. Right in the bum. They don’t give a shit about innovation; Just the “lifestyle experience” of tooling around with other dentists going to bar after seedy bar and pretending you have seen america.

Probably true, but a cheap, easy to repair 600 with the other specs I mentioned, are likely to be a 70’s - early 90’s bike.

White people want to be brown, brown people want to be white.

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

They make a sports car version too!

Infowars

The kids are now calling this “Mayweathering”.

I’ve been on both sides of rejection. Just because someone turns you down, doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you! Reasons I’ve been rejected - I was too outspoken, too smart, too tall, not a redhead (true, sadly), not pretty enough, not fun enough. Whatever.

If one rejection puts you in a depression for several years, sounds like you need to seek professional help.

In BREAKING NEWS they’ve found the anonymous tipster.

you take the cat camping. Then, on the way home from camping, you pick up a new cat.

“What purpose does it serve?”

Excuse me, sir, I’ve seen every incarnation of Hairspray. I think I have a pretty strong understanding of Baltimore’s race relations.

I agree and think he shouldn’t be breaking into schools without permission to make physical contact with minors.

I suspect Mr. Jones will turn himself in, in about 72 hours once his urine is clean.

This past Sunday morning, which also happened to be my 40th birthday. I didn’t even care. It was more of a shart though, so...