the-dude1
the dude
the-dude1
Sep 6 2016
21

So, you’re trying to suggest, that for even one second you thought that Snake Plisken is taken over by some alien??!! That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read and I’ve read most of the internets.

Sep 6 2016
9

I hate it when that happens.

Sep 6 2016
45

Go check your intake manifold pressure before your floor boards fall off already.

Sep 6 2016
61

“I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

Sep 6 2016
15

This is what you use a K-car for......

Sep 6 2016
41

Pretty cool that wages have increased accordingly with inflation of everything else...oh...wait.

Sep 6 2016
92

To be fair Boston and the rest of Massachusetts is still pretty damn racist.

Sep 4 2016
50

And yet... In several jobs I’ve had where my work was officially measured on output, when I put out a huge amount of work and was very highly responsive, etc, I was perceived as less productive than my colleagues who came in earlier, even though they had fewer responsibilities and produced less. When I would get that Read more

Sep 4 2016
59

Yeah! Who cares about quantifiable data and expert analysis from people who do that sort of thing for a living. You’ve got a preexisting belief, and goddammit if anybody’s gonna make you change your mind!

Aug 31 2016
154

Carbon based life forms often reply with an emotional response. Read more

Aug 31 2016
231

It’s as if children’s lives have an impact on their parents or something.

Aug 30 2016
6

Personally, I liked JFC for its weirdness, if nothing else, but understand why most don’t. Read more

Aug 30 2016
40

Have you BEEN to Whole Foods lately???

Aug 30 2016
368

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Aug 30 2016
26

He is going to be awesome on DWTS! Awesome!

Aug 30 2016
53

DWTS is precisely the political echelon Perry belongs in.