the-dude1
the dude
the-dude1

Snake not tall enough for the Thing to take over.
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I just use the password ‘Junebug’ for everything. It’s the same name as my cat.
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Obviously you are not a golfer.
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I am officially in as long as I get promised a punch in the grill.
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And pee peeing on childrens, don't forget that.
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Oh, Beyoncé? ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz. Nah, you deserve Drake. Drake what you gonna get. Read more

What did you say about the sheriff?
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That she was in charge of. You shadin' yoself gurl.
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Admit it. You DESERVE Drake. You are Houston.
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Night owls rule and get SHIT DONE while early birds just look the part.
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Look, the McRib is a horrible sandywich and you don't miss it at all.
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Does not compute. NEED INPUT.
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JFC had promise. You could tell with the last episode Miltch said "AHHH FUCK IT!!!".
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And now, performing the foxtrot... MARMALARDE!
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Couple of loud grunts would help. Fuck any person that tries to field a phone call whilst shitting.
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