NOBODY and I mean NOBODY will force me take piss into their mouth and steal my precious bodily fluids. That's why I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

Loosest.

Used to work at a department store there...

No shit. I guess we know who the road rager is- THAT guy.

The only problem is this will tempt more assholes to merge at the last possible time and then, WRECKS.

Yeah, fuck that guy.

The bulb would never get screwed in though...

LOOK. FLATTRACK IS NOT REAL ROLLER DERBY. MMMMKAY?!?!?

Is this crabon?

Sure guy, whatever you say.

Woah, not everyone that hikes is Sheryl Strayed.

Uh, maybe.

She is also trying to deadlift in heels, so there is that.

Step into Liquid is awesome too.

It is not if that is the case. We are talking about the insufferable d-bags that go on and on about vegan crap. Okay, we get it.

Brah, do you even paleo?

What are these games you speak of? The Game of Thrones?

No, they put the cow under a pull-up bar and you kip pull-up until you bludgeon the cow to death with your crossfit shoes.

Only in the Idaho part of Yellowstone...

Wow. How long did he wait to tell you he was vegan?