Texaaaaaas! **barf**

Look! We have a sliding barn door opening to ANOTHER SLIDING BARN DOOR! ACK!!

Minus the labor. I hate these shows.

One has to wonder how much coke and amphetamines fuels that amount of perk.

It is WACO, TX. They Wacko down that way.

Some states require someone is detained to prevent that from happening unless they find out it was a crank call.

I had Mrs. Dude get sized for the ring she picked out when we got engaged and got a decent graded GIA rock (I like to know what I paid for) and totally surprised her on a summer trip near the Maroon Bells on a hike. She did not see it coming at all.

Diaphragm? These are not CV carbs.

2K for a 350 twin?!?!?! HELL NO. 450 with the disc front in better condition? Now you are talking.

Okay, wrastlin’ move. Some wrastlin’ moves could eff you up though. Like I saw some guy load up the plates on a squat rack at a gym in STL and the damned thing flipped over when the dingbat uloaded one side completely. It smashed some glass and Cowboy Bob Orton was a part owner and the guy decides to get lippy as he…

Ya, ya, ya.

Probably cried when she got out.

Saw the Undertaker and Cain at a titty bar in east St. Louis. I told my friend, "Hey, that's the motherfucking Undertaker, at a titty bar no less!"

Awesome.

Ya, ya, ya.

Iggy Banks.

I would Oklahoma ride your punk brother if he tried that shit on me and then put in the legs and crab ride tilt his ass to make him look like a complete bitch.

Ah, the good old days when you were young and didn't know any better until someone got hurt.

THIS. IS AWESOME. More, por favor.

WHUT