Me not understand why the stunner would hurt at all. A salto I could understand, I have been thrown in one before on me face. This stunner looks like another bullshit warstlin' move. Explain to me.

Back pockets are for Trump-boobs.

Hands free Bluetooth failure on these model Acuras can be fucking frustrating.

Hand tight on filters and plugs is just fine.

The 3 step bug is a dance do the dance the 3 step bug.

Team Tina all day.

Had an '86 Toyota and a '94 Nissan. They were both great but the Toyota was a littler roomier in the engine compartment and easier to work on. Both rusted out and I had to dump them.

I keep telling myself I want to vote for Johnson but I skeered that Trump will win. I can't stand Hillary but there is no way in hell I will allow Trump to be prez even if that means voting for another fucking Clinton. Decisions...

You seem to read that statement as a threat. I read it as a plea.

So which one is the underdog in this story?

No libertarian worth his salt would back that sack full of shit.

I heard THE STUPID is contagious. RUN!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha. You in danger girl.

You need to dump that fool. Quickly.

Shirley ye jest. Guy is a mega-talented basketcase.

Preparing for zone 13...

We deserve this. We have sinned, horribly.

Us bush sleepers take offence to your comment. Slag off.

Same with my sister's husband. Weird to say the least.

THAT shit bothers me at concerts. Put the damned phone down Francois Ford Coppola Jr. and just buy the fucking concert DVD at the merch table and let some other people actually enjoy the show without having to breathe in your BO while you record with your tyrannosaurus rex arms up in the air.