Fuck, play the shit of the pokemon. The Cowboys suck. They probably wouldn't care if you did.

Ya sure you didn't figuratively do it? Maybe?

Wah.

Maybe he likes movie popcorn.

WHO IS JOHN SMALLBERRIES?

It happens. Not everyone is a fan.

Don't bother, this one eats paint chips along with anything else he can stuff in his fat mouth.

Just like pretty much all of deadspin these days. Blowin' fucking chunks, man.

When did they start letting Bartman back in?

Hey Putin, go F yaself.

Looks very hot on black mats in the sun. Ouchie!

The best, the greatest fan. I am a Yuuuuuuuuge fan. The best of all time. You are probably a rapist terrorist we need to build a wall for. So sad.

Uh, I think you mean Viking. Hockey guy would have bided his time to lay his cheap shot.

That makes no fucking sense. You dropped on ya head much as a child?

Fuckin' A.

Bleeding the right way.

Nanaimo bars are da shit.

huh

Yeah, upon rewatch there was a hitch in the throw when he was loading him up on his shoulders. I would give him 3 and then subsequent back points after the throw.

Man, what you are watching on this video above is a freestyle wrestling match. You are describing high school rules wrestling. There is such a thing as a 3 point and 5 point throw in freestyle wrestling. I thought you were calling that move a 5 point throw, which it wasn't.