I am a ravenous sex addict so this is right in my wheelhouse.

Daaaaang. You old, old top.

The car got up and wrecked itself all on it's own. I know, hard to believe.

OJ Simpson.

Hot Tkae here folks!

Eleven mini LeBrons could have beat Messi.

What have cars done to you lately? It’s not like you are Chekov.

I only run when chased these days. Bicycle and swim for real.

Eek, sounds like me when I cut weight for wrasslin' in college and high school.

Six packs are for sadists and models.

Your trainer should be shot.

BOOM. People get fixated on weight too much. If you are in shape and do not weigh 1 millions pounds, who cares?

That's what I said to wifey. She's leading her back to needle, leaving a blood trail.

You said what I was going to. She absolutely set a trap for the waif.

I think that is a big part of it. Low self esteem.

Who cares. If it happened it happened. I never understood braggarts that had to boast about their sexual conquests. Usually they were the ones that never got any. The smart ones kept quiet while they banged the entire village.

No shit. I never had any inclination to ever do that. I just enjoyed what I had at that time and let my mind do the imagining. Don't need pics for that. If I want pics to stare at I'll just look at porn.

I learn something new every day. SOME Jews can read.

I love it when these reporter clown-types think they are soooo superior to their interview subjects. This guy has the superiority complex down without the intelligence to back it up.

Backhanded praise?