Stay frosty.

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Maybe he thought she was the stereotypical hot chick actress with zero range. Interviewers are the worst.

Help me out because I don't get it. I slow that way.

Uh huh.

This is awesome. Can I use this for future writing workshops?

How much botox have you done?

Pearls clutched.

Shocked I am. Don't they still burn women at the stake that read?

You high? Driver operated.

I am still holding out for ejector seats on civilian cars.

I said NO salt on the margarita glass rim. NO SALT.

One of these days I aspire to have a car salesman actually recognize me. One day...

Let's not go that far, Sparky.

Check, check, microphone check.

Communications is one of the biggest garbage degrees out there. It would give you zero knowledge for waitering or bartending.

MBAs are nothing but revenue generators for schools. They are about as valuable as the paper they are written on.

My civil engineering B.S. laughs heartily at her obliviousness.

If she went to a college odds are all she got was a general education degree anyway.

Grandpa pinochle telegraphed. He wants you off his lawn.