Way more FBI agent Burt Macklin.

Kick-boxing really did become the sport of the future, didn't it?

Goober-stalker.

Friendzone is not gender specific. It happens both ways.

You speak to truth on this matter. Most people want the movie lie.

Eject! Eject! All that turns into is awkwardness when the attracted person gets drunk and decides to spill the truth about their unrequited love. Although they say it happens in the movies guy/girl friendships IRL rarely come off successfully. It always ends awkwardly.

I never thought it would happen to them! Kudos!

Her boobs alone in that deserved an Oscar nom.

That's Foreman not Liston...

And pulls you aside to let you know your mother is a good lay. That's why he intends to stay around for a few months.

Nyet.

I could kill both of these dickheads in about 10 seconds flat. That means 5 hrs. of community service according to this asshole's calculus.

As a father you should be on the side of what is right. Fuck these assholes.

Astute observation. Hard to get amped in the middle of a good vaffle cone.

Lemme guess, this perp was white, right? Black guy would have been beat or shot on sight.

Drumstick FTW. Screw your limey Cornettos.

This is a slap in the face to the real victim here. I hope he gets ass-raped on a daily basis in the clink.

That's fucked up. A-hole couldn't even admit his guilt after the fact. What a piece of whale shit.

Fuckin' A, Man.

Nah, still mostly useless.