When the dorks at the spelling bee are doing it you know it is officially over.

Do you think he inhaled Drumpf's dingy down to the balls?

He TOTALLY loves the Redskins. LOVES THEM.

You have very stupid people for family.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.

They are legislating their own downfall.

Twirling towards freedom! Indeedly-doo!

He clearly was a level 15 warlock that sipped on the jesus juice and licked little boy's toes.

The best kind of pro.

That got reduced to a blowie and a tug job. Negotiations.

Safe place.

He went to a safe place the entire goddamned series save the last couple of minutes for garbage goals.

Clues to Blues' Blues.

Mexican donkey shows. Did they tie the guy to the donkey?

Bear gonna bear.

I am a stealth finisher so you would never know until 9 months later when a baby squirts out.

I as a male am okay with this as long as I finish.

Does this torture involve having to eat butts?

They need Dusty Baker to set things straight with this pitcher-clown.

When keeping it real is a bad idea...