My good man, we absolutely MUST have an artisanal Old fashioned together sometime.

Thank you. I have found that my new diet coupled with transcendental meditation and ritualized murders have helped to keep me centered.

An almost acceptable alternative.

And miss a chance to bet on a wild philly in the fifth? Nah.

I thought the chronic part was where you smoked trees 24/7 to help with the joint stiffness.

Post-it-notes here!

Please, kill yourself for the good of yourself and all of humanity. Let us know when you succeed.

No, this is how you porpoise in Kentucky.

This is the most important thing to remember.

So laxtastic.

THIS^^^. I am more cool tempered in my older age but if I find myself in a fight where more than one decide to attack me I am going to do everything in my power to hurt or yes, kill you. Because I sure as hell am not going to allow you to do that to me once single combat went out the window.

Which sport?

So douchetastic.

Many an unconnected haymaker was flailed.

Yet if you are unemployed you swallow the bitter pill and serve bullshit wrapped in a bow right back.

Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

Or if you get your peepee stuck in your zipper. Franks 'n' beans man.

WHAT SPECIAL VARIETY OF SHITBIRD SAID I HAD A GODDAMNED MUTHERFUCKING ANGER PROBLEM?!?!?!?!

But do you sine your pitty on the runny kine?

We all know pies be round. Stupid mathematicians...