Larry King: I am exhausted from 30 nights. No person, even those of us who are superhuman, those of us with Herculean appetites for the diverse and the bizarre, even those of us who have shown an aptitude to fight the good fight and stay the good long battle...even those of us can get tired. And your boy is tired…

Don and Mike used to play a clip from one of Larry King's radio shows where he talked about the attitude about being professional. It was funny in the context but what he said was it didn't matter if you have been up for 36 hours straight you still do what needs done at the time. It's what pros do, get shit done…

Have you ever had the cloud pass over you to choke the ever-loving shit out of someone or crush their skull in a moment of rage? I have had some moments like that in my life but have not acted them out fortunately. This guy made that mistake and was caught. I think a second chance is in order if he is taking agreed…

Fouling to win a game is a fundamental problem with the game of basketball. That's why I don't care for it much anymore. Foul to win? Nah.

She so old and passé. I bet she farts dust.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.

Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I’ll give you five.

Wah.

FREE THE DONG.

Better than a trash dumpster or a toilet. Would you agree?

The intarwebs would intersplode if this ever happened.

#BONGHITZ4SPACEJAM

5 bong hits makes Space Jam look like the Oscar contender it was meant to be. Come at me...

A WILDING ATE YOUR BABY.

Dragon. Singular. She left two behind. YOU NEVER LEAVE A DRAGON BEHIND.

Take an onion, leave an onion.

Thank you for the pep talk Tyler.

Fuckin' A-Right. You only wish you could lose the right way you wrong loser.

You're gonna be waiting a while until that happens.

Yeah, just shoot him 20 times like in the states. Problem solved, or not.