Jeepers, sheikers, look at all these FUCKING CREEPERS.

Stolen was going a bit far. Upon further contemplation the Cards pissed that series away. I know this. It still feels as though something was taken away from us.

Yes. Did you hear me complain about a call? No, then shut the fuck up.

Direct current, baby!

Brownback makes them look like Sages unfortunately.

Not complaining about a call. They melted down after that call just like the Cubbies did with Bartman.

THIS.

HOTCOSBY!

Fuck off. They have won Championships.

As a Cards fan that lives in KC you would not believe the endless amount of whining I heard from KC fans before they finally won last year. 'Can't you at least root for them since you are a Cards fan?" No, you stole a ring from us in '85. Bugger off.

No they are not. The Cubs at least have won a championship. Blues ain't won shit. Candy-assed Cubs and Royals fans have NOTHING on Blues fans.

Contracts, even when signed are not set in stone.

Ok. I thought we were talking about stories in general.

clownstick magoo mfers. Awesome.

Better than Questlove and the golden roller skates that shot sparks out? No way.

If you got to see that bear shit in the woods with a funny hat on that is doubleplusawesome.

Eh, people and their labels. So he likes ass play but isn't into guys. Who cares?

When they put eatin' money in his pocket. It's like when missionaries dangle food in the faces of starving natives.

So much rage. So wow.

Meow how do you know that?