But... the Whale...

BUFFALO?!?!?! Can I get some of that sweet crack rock you are smoking? BUFFALO?!?!?!

It is suburban hell.

Cannot star enough...

I lived in both cities. Kansas City is not as fun as STL. The bbq is better in KC but that's where being better ends.

Houston is New Orleans if you take away all the cool stuff. Backwater, swamp mosquito infested shithole.

The only thing Louisville has going for it is the Derby. That's it.

Yeah, BIRMINGHAM?!?!?! The smelly crotch of the deep south. Hot take indeed.

This is the sarcastic comment of the day. You win, good sir.

Mostly swamps and backwater until then.

Look, OK City sucks, OK??

They need another redo. Fire anyone?

Oklahoma City much?

This list says differently.

HA! make biking fun again. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Not flunking the figure 8?

I return I say don’t bitch when you get run over or ticketed. Fair enough?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. WHUT

I am not running for office so my platform is non-existent. Like I said, if you happen to be running in the road and I happen to run you over when a sidewalk exists, don't get too pissed Mr. Roadrunner.

Total jelly. Not gonna lie.