Heh, punt his pooch off the bridge like Anchorman...

Nope.

What type of special idiot thinks guns are toys? Uh, OK.

That's my purse, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

Sorry, this is hilarious.

Bottle of whiskey and a thread and needle are all she really needs for real bootstrapping.

She should have to pay out of pocket if she has insurance. This was totally avoidable if she was not a complete boob.

These are all the fucks I give for this idiot and her kid. Hopefully this will serve as a hard lesson for the child- DON'T BE LIKE YOUR IDIOT MOTHER.

WAAAAA WAAAAAAAH indeed.

Easy, get married at the courthouse and rent out a VFW. Simple.

Here is how you save mega-money and not feel bad about wasting a lot of money in the end. Get married at the courthouse (or elope and get married at some destination wedding) and then rent out the local VFW and get kegs and whatever booze you please for the separate wedding party. People (read, women for the most…

Which you promptly threw on the floor and smushed it in the ground whilst spitting uncontrollably on it.

Riding? Is that why I see all those trailers on the highways come Sturgis time?

Actually there is a reason for that. When those puddingheads put their straight pipes on with out bothering to retune they have to rev at lights or stops or else their untuned engine will stall.

You forgot about the V-rod. But most Harley-heads don't consider that a real Harley, do they?

The problem is like everywhere else there are a large number of dumb, ugly people. And part of that freedom is they have a voice too whether you or I like it or not.

Whut dafuck is dat about???

So sad!

“I just roll pretty carefree.” I would agree with this. Makes it easier for me to relax and clear the 100 thoughts racing through my head.

Funny how some drugs are more accepted than others.