I heard somewhere that the Jews like to save money...

NOBODY EVAR lies at polls.

+1. 'Memba what they did to poor old 'Lust in my heart' Carter?

Money is always a great reason to learn a language. Were you dropped on your head repeatedly as a child?

Totally dynamic. And if I ever were to criticize something kooky she does I am the worst monster IN THE WORLD. How dare I ever judge Daddy's little princess? ;)

Ain't gonna digest itself, that's fer sure, eh.

Those with weak neck muscles and ligaments shall be fined to toilet cleaning duty until their necks become non-pussified.

We need to start a biblical mail-order bride business BUT take it ONLINE so we can DISRUPT the current mail order bride business based on biblical scripture! We can call it Boober!

A reasonably-priced shrubbery.

Was the dowery dollar value listed in the ad? Daddy won't give up little girl for peanuts, you know. *BARF*

Pentecostal! I bet she has a smashing denim wardrobe!

I don't see how they do not appeal that sum. That's a lot of money.

Wrestling Coach Naismith agrees.

Slightly above that at the end of the day, but not far off.

Don't worry, that figure will be appealed and knocked down a couple a numbers.

Can sex just sometimes be about the sex?

I vote mini-chupacabra.

He there to diddle little ball catchers.

That's some messed up shit. Losing their house over plastic surgery?!?!?

Whatever Super Booger eater.