Sometimes Silver Man went to dark places.

Wah Wah. Go do 100 crossfit pull-ups in the corner for your silly comment.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Is nitrogen in the forks supposed to do something special?

Corona tank tops are better than Magical Mormon underwear in crash testing.

No, tank top, shorts, flippy flops, Oakleys and a turned around visor hat are all you need to complete your squid uniform.

HA!

I love you guard rail.

Tighthead Prop.

Cooked noodle does not equal broken.

I was hoping this was the Homer Car of Tomorrow. Disappointed I am.

Then Jay Z needs to take that advice also because he hasn't had a decent album in a loooooong time.

So making fun of a guy disfigured from a failed Russian assassination attempt is funny to you? You must be a hit at open mike standup night.

Hey, who the hell said he was imaginary? All hail the FSM!

Cage match overtime- A large cage is lowered on the field and various weapons are scattered about- chainsaws, bolos, stun guns, shotguns, broadswords, katanas et. al. Last survivor from the cage match to leave the cage wins the game for the team.

KILL THE MAN WITH THE BALL OVERTIME.

And it has to be a different player each time like soccer.

And the pages are made out of rolling paper in case you run out.

Say that in Wicked Bahstan accent please.

Are these types of votes normally secret ballot?