Fuck the Cubs. I'll goddamn piss all over them all I fucking want.

That's what losers say, ya know.

Jack White curse. Cubs have another curse to bitch about.

Not a fuck was given.

I have to admit, I came a few times to this misery porn.

Epic take here.

Totes Cubs. So wow.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Awwwwww.

Dude Livesstrong! Don't care 'bout the cheating! LIVESTRONG!

Your tears and despair are delicious. Maybe I can lend you a ring so you can admire what you will never own for a long, long time.

Indeed, my Christmas was last night. If I can't have a ring I will accept teary Cubs fans after they got DESTROYED by the Fets.

Your tears are delicious, man-baby.

I feel some slight pain in my crotchal area.

Sorry, the Cards will shit on that parade next year.

Are you an annoying bitch Cubs fan? If so, I drank your milkshake.

Muck the Fets.

Yeah, fuck the Cubs and the douchebro fans. And when the Cards beat them next year when it is supposed to be ‘their year’ their tears will be even more delicious. War Cards.

#Cubsdouchebrostearsaredelicous

Uh, I think you have that wrong. YOU are the cat lover.