Crawtators sustain me. So good.

^This. I have never understood this.

Went to HS with a Penny Nichols...

This needs more stars!

+1 flargenstow

Also, as of yesterday, the EPA has cancelled an ICR (Information Collection Request) targeted at the Oil & Gas industry. This ICR was expected to result in new air/GHG regulation based on the data collected from a large sampling of Oil & Gas facilities and operators. We should not expect any new regulations curtailing…

They could hang out with the Houston Texans eating poutine and brisket.

This has happened to me too. Kinja’d I guess? I just don’t star anything for a while and hope it reverts to normal starring.

Such vivid imagery. Ew...

HEY! I’ll have you know his name is JEFFERSON BEAUREGARD SESSIONS! Being named after one prominent confederate figure isn’t enough! There must be at least two!

+1 sad Texan tear :’(

“Most Texas folk would blow RuPaul to see the Cowboys play on Sundays.”

“Fuck Greg Abbott right in the ear.” I usually say it about once a day. My state is run by knuckle-dragging bible humpers. Also, fuck that shitweasel Dan Patrick back to the stone age.

Sweet lord what a fucking clown show! This vacuous pile of half-digested sweet potato pie is our goddamn leader. Fuck everything.

Even if all you distilled from the show were the Jonah burns, you’d leave satisfied. The creativity is staggering.

“I’m white enough, I’m male enough, and doggone it, nazis like me.”

Totally

Hang on. You can’t reasonably sure that Bannon falls squarely in the sociopath category. I think at least some of this fuckery is due to him also having a small penis. He can surely enjoy the suffering of others while resenting his tiny donger, right?

This take is fabulous! +1 tale of hobo fuckin’.

To be fair, both honeydew and cantaloupe can be good, but I am surprised when they are. Generally good fruits (strawberries, pineapples, cherries, etc.) surprise me when they are bad. Cantaloupe and honeydew surprise me when they are good. Therefore I must sacrifice our budding e-friendship upon the altar of pointless…