I mean 4.8 million is a lot of money. You’d think that if it wen’t missing you, you, you oughtta know.

Filler fruit! Ruiner of fruit salads and edible arrangements! Throw canteloupe in there too.

This is a good use of children. A++ parenting. To be clear, this is not a sarcastic response. I’m taking notes as an owner of a 1 and 3 year old.

“If you had told me back in October, when the Billy Bush fun bus was blowing up, that Trump paid Russian prostitutes to do some kinky shit, Id probably just shrug and move on with my day.”

Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus H. Christ...

+1 Moonman

+1 Sad, Texan tear.

Hear, hear!

^^^THIS. Texas is a mixed bag for sure, but 9o% of the shittiness is our ridiculous state government. Thanks Dan “throw idiotic, pandering legislation that is clearly unconstitutional at the wall for the sake of appealing to your knuckle-dragging base; costs be damned” Patrick.

My choice of words there left something to be desired. I tired to remember the context of the original post, but it’s been a while. I think I meant that since all our joint payment methods/addressess/media were already on her account, and that her account was typically logged into the computer anyway, I wouldn’t…

That’s just from the uppers, though. *sniff*

No, but I guess I just didn’t fathom how much. I didn’t think they’d go full Captain Ahab and throw their own self-interests in the fire to burn down those they dislike.

I recently moved from a “lower income” area of Houston to a more middle class area. The resident old white man at the end of my street has the Trump signs out and talks about the KKK defending the poor white folks from the aggression of blacks back in the day. I wrote him off as a typical crazy old white dude. I later…

Anytime anyone talks to Jonah I just brace for the delightful firestorm.

Like if Drew could play Barry sax.

Tin Man baby. His brother was the cowardly lion and his friend was Dorothy.

Fuck Perez Hilton for watermarking this gif. I hope he has something spiky stuck in his shoe for all eternity.

Fat guy touchdowns sustain me. The only thing that can improve a fat guy touchdown is the fat guy touchdown dance.

+1 VP pick. Dee Dee McCall!

Todd Graham is possibly the biggest piece of shit in college football right now, and that’s saying something. What a gaping anal fissure that man is.