Why are we so concerned with this athlete’s foot? We have bigger problems with the President and these tough actin’ fasciitis’s running this country into the turf!

Let’s see...I live in Texas so *violent seizure*

Nagy’s insanity aside, is the current leader in this “competition” really named Blewitt? You’re going to be putting a guy in high-pressure, game deciding situations named “Blew it?” Seems like you’re just tempting fate at that point. Might as well go look for Jason Batteddown or Jimmy Wideright.

“Do you wanna build a snowBraaaan?”

But it’s my money and I need it now!

He forgot that “Juvenile Court” meant the defendants were juveniles, not that the judge could act like a petulant child. Simple mistake.

+1 Cold Laser Bath

I cannot star this comment hard enough. Barbara Jordan was a national treasure.

“Daddy, is today the weekend?”

He has perfect spider-pitch too!  “I’M RUSTYYYYY”

My FF team name this year is Crosby, Stills, and Rash(aad). It’s been a bad year.

Ed (played by Jay Pritchett)

Six.  You know, like a sheriff’s star!

Apparently it can vary in severity from person to person.  A friend of mine caught it from a neighbor’s kid and he got it bad.  All of his fingernails fell out.  It was like a horror movie.

With respect to Bel Biv DeVoe, “Darnold shows poise, son”.

Have you ever been to El Paso, or even Texas at all?  This isn’t an uncommon occurrence.  I’d be more surprised if a guy named Robert who grew up in El Paso wasn’t called Beto, regardless of his ancestry.  I’m whiter than mayonnaise but even I have a jumpsuit with “Beto” stitched above the pocket.  The guys I worked…

Many of us in the cities are sorry our state has given a national platform to scrotal warts like Patrick, Abbott, Gohmert, and Cruz.  We really can pick some winners here, huh?  #TeamBeto

Welp, looks like we found the one thing Kavanaugh is right about.  He’s still a dingleberry though.  I hope Merrick Garland farts in his soup.  

As someone who often eats quantities of meat which leave me glistening like Christian Covington in the new Madden, I can appreciate all walks of BBQ. They are all delicious and worthy of praise in their own ways. That being said, if you line up BBQ from the Carolinas, KC, Memphis/Ten, and Texas, Texas BBQ clearly…

I think most people who grew up playing Goldeneye had a favorite multiplayer character(s) they’d use (Oddjob/Jaws not withstanding), so it’s weird to me to see David Doak quoted in the article since “Scientist” aka “Dr. Doak” was my go to.  I wonder if it would make him happy or creep him out that at least some…