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The Dirty V
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Of course both of the knee-jerk Yelp postings are from residents of polarized states (TX and CA).  Tribalism at it’s finest.  Also, I apologize on behalf of TX; there are a lot of us trying to fight the good fight here!

Ann Richards represented a high water mark for TX governors. It has just gone downhill from her.  AR -> Dubya -> Slick Rick -> Greg “Jade Helm/TX Taliban” Abbott.  I’m guessing at this rate that mental deficient Louie Gohmert will be next.

You seem very well versed on quite a few environmental topics.  Do you do this for a living, or is it a passion?  I sometimes stumble upon your posts and am always impressed with the depth and technical knowledge displayed.  But I guess with a name like DNAPL, I shouldn’t be surprised.

Those are great. I also enjoy “Mango Mussolini” and “Tangerine Nero.”

Houston too! #TeamBeto

Team Meteor...

In an odd twist of fate, it is revealed that the pee tape is real! Only it’s audio. And of Trump pissing in Cohen’s mouth.

My neighbors got a package of about 10 different fossil watches which were between 110 and 200 bucks a piece. They called Amazon and customer service basically said “Whoops! Enjoy the watches.” I think they’ve sold them all on craigslist/ebay by now. Crazy.

Hey! I’m from Texas! You can’t just go around making these baseless...*looks around*...FUCK! Carry on...

“...or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there!”

They didn’t add anything. That’s a part of the song.

You’ll be hearing about this faux pas until Dachaus come home.

I’m not well informed about Ted K., I just thought this was funny because I have a hate-on for Ted Cruz. #GoBeto

“But it felt like somebody hit me with a golf ball or shotgun there as I ran out.”

I grew up in south Texas. Can confirm. Still have the jumpsuit with “Beto” hand-sewn just above the left pocket. Was sewn in by the guys I worked with when I became an “honorary Mexican.”

Jade Helm. I remember the idiocy coming from the country folks all the way up to the governor. Obama was going to surprise attack the state and take all the gunz! Blue Bell (ice cream) was shut down so the trucks could move the bodies in cold storage! The governor even called upon the Texas Rangers to observe the