If this story ended with you vomiting on yourself, it would be the most sixth street story ever.

The Kardashian Kurse

Zone D’Erotica for the win!

Ah, a fellow dirty bird, eh? (Your Neil Degrasse Tyson fist-bump comment gave you away).

Of course it was Bumblefuck Nowhere, Texas.

This. Houston, San Antonio, and Austin are lovely cities (when it’s not 100 degrees outside). The mayor of Houston is a democrat and a lesbian. I’ve used that sentence so many times it’s been polished smoother than a rock in the Guadalupe River. :(

No tax dollars in the state of Alabama go towards funding abortions.

*Steps up on soapbox*

+1 Long lost uncle

When I was little (read: 25 years ago) I was enthralled with Matress Mac (Houston furniture magnate, Jim McIngvale). He did his own commercials and would shout his catch phrase, “Save you money!” while jumping in the air. I would get up and shout and jump with him when the commercial played. Matress Mac is still doing…

Re: Picard being a philospher vs. being emotional, I’m fairly comfortable asserting that many of his scenes in Star Trek: First Contact should put that to rest.

I want to know Limberbutt McCubbins’ stance on social issues before he has my vote.

Any conversation that incorporates a Meet the Feebles video is a winner in my book.

“I feel confident because I’m the best player in the world. It’s that simple.”

“All good points, but all I’m saying is that if the narrative is that the terriers followed guidelines to get on our planes, then why are we so focussed on making it harder for them to get things on board that they were already trying to avoid taking on board?”

I just did it since I basically mooch off my wife’s prime whenever I needed something and decided to go legit. Turns out that you can share prime video, but prime music is not on the table for sharing. Stinks because we have an Echo, and now I have to switch accounts if I want to play music. Seems silly to not include…