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Sane Texan here. I would claim refugee status in a heartbeat. I would have to leave some of my (non-immediate) family behind, but so be it. I’d probably go to Denver, but I don’t know if I’d able to find a solid oil & gas job. I enthusiastically vote, most recently for Wendy Davis (D). I hate almost all our…

“Reasonable Chub” is permanently added to my lexicon. “Exploratory Tug” as well. Gold.

I am having a very hard time believing that the Cowboys’ fans aren’t at least in the top 3. Every time I come across a knuckle-dragging hillbilly, they are invariably Cowboys fans.

Starred for mental imagery alone.

The only reason I can agree that Young Thug is getting better is because it would be impossible for him to get any worse. This guy is the worst rapper alive, and perhaps, of all time. Seriously. Stop listening to this garbage and give an actual rapper a try.

“If you’re gonna pay $2.99 for three pounds of horse meat, there’s a reasonable expectation that your colon’s gonna implode.”

Waffle House

I feel the same way, but from the opposite end of the political spectrum. Texas, ~27 million people and 38 electoral votes. Only time we get noticed is when a dumbass candidate from the state opens his mouth and some idiocy leaks out. I’m looking at you, Slick Rick (Perry).

+1 for Barbara Jordan. She was pretty awesome.

I can see the argument for pettiness, but I’m glad she is giving V the business. That corpse-banging gold-digger thought she was being smart by blackmailing someone over money that she clearly did not deserve. Please note this is not intended to detract from the overall horribleness of all 3 of these people, I just…

FIFY

I think your best bet would be Clear Lake. Great schools, NASA area, generally more educated/open-minded people. Still not a sure thing, though. Commuting to Galveston while living in Houston proper would be nightmarish.

Don't give up on Texas yet! Our mayor is a good example of people not being bigoted asshats all the time. And now I'm struggling to list more reasons...

Every once in a while, an album comes out that is so incredibly bad that you should go out of your way to shit on it. I don't particularly like a few of the albums listed, but they just aren't at the top of my personal taste. I recognize that other people like them for solid reasons and respect the artists. Rae…

I were to fill out a March Madness style tournament of terrible rappers, Rae Sremmurd and Young Thug would be my championship matchup. It would be close. I think smart money's on Thug, but RS can be champions of suck.

"So yeah, basically UPS is a big old piece of shit."

As a Texan, this comment makes me start laughing and gradually shift to uncomfortable sobbing.